No Rock And Roll Fun

RE-SPOTTING THE PINK: Is it just us, or is it extraordinary that Pink hasn't done a headline tour yet? All that changes next month, of course, when she sets out on a National Lampoon's European Vacation stye itinerary:

Feb. 19: Dublin (the Point) 21: Belfast (Odyssey) 23: Brussels (Forest Nationale) 25: Hanover (Arena) 27: Stuttgart (Schleyerhalle) March 2: Frankfurt (Festehalle) 4: Munich (Olympiahalle) 5: Leipzig (Arena) 7: Berlin (Max Schmelling Halle) 10: Oslo (Spectrum) 11: Stockholm (Hovet)13: Hamburg (Colorline Arena) 15: Cologne (Arena) 17: Paris (Bercy)18: Rotterdam (Ahoy) 20: Birmingham (NEC Arena) 21: Nottingham (Arena) 23-24: London (Wembley Arena) 26: Manchester (Evening News Arena) 27: Sheffield (Hallam FM Arena 30: Newcastle (Telewest Arena) 31, April 1: Glasgow (SECC) 4: Vienna (Stadthalle) 5: Budapest (Arena) 7: Munich (Olympiahalle) 8: Nuremberg (Arena) 10: Oberhausen, Germany (Arena)

"The first album, I had a DAT and dancers. The second album, I had a live band and no dancers. This time I have it all. I love theatrics. It's not going to be an $18 million stage, because I still believe in the rawness of just music, but it's going to be awesome." We think this means there will be a man with a guitar stood behind her, and some chicks in rah-rah skirts. But no fireworks.