No Rock And Roll Fun

STEADY, KELLY - THIS MIGHT BE ANOTHER NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IN THE MAKING: To the surprise of absolutely nobody who saw it, Sharon Osbourne's dreadful yammer show has been axed. For contractual reasons, the whole debacle will limp on until the summer, when American TV will close the door on her unique mix of autoegomasturbation, sickly children and gentle reminders that she was in some way connected with a family one of whose members once had some purpose. Apparently, Sharon's been trying to get out of the contract since she realised what an awful wreck of a disaster movie it was ("since Ozzy's accident provided her with a face-saving excuse").