No Rock And Roll Fun

THAT'S GOT TO HURT: It's almost as if nobody takes American Idol acts seriously - it turns out Justin Guarini (season one runner up) found out he was being dumped through an article in Us, and then had it confirmed through... um, a Saturday Night Live sketch. Well, you get the job on the telly, getting the poke through the telly seems apt, doesn't it? Meanwhile he's hired a whole new management team to help him seek out exciting new opportunities. No, we thought it would be something like "My name is Brenda, Mr. Guarini, and I'll be dealing with your claim - now, have you filled out a form for housing benefit?", too.