No Rock And Roll Fun

THEY'RE LIKE SOME FAMILY FROM THE LATER DAYS OF BROOKSIDE: It's not just Girls Aloud Cheryl Tweedy that brings shame on their mothers and blots the family name - brother Andrew has just pleaded guilty to criminal damage and drunk and disorderly; he's previously been done for pinching a scooter (which isn't just a crime, but a really lame one - stealing a pop-pop is like swearing at a dinnerlady). And for robbing from parked cars. And for harrassment. Oh, and he and his other sister Gillian were bound over after a fight outside the Metro. Still, at least he's not launched an unprovoked violent attack on someone, so he's some way to go to become the black sheep of the family. Cheryl can still be seen supporting Nestle's boxtops for education programme.