No Rock And Roll Fun

WE WISH WE COULD BELIEVE IT WAS ALL A POLITICAL STUNT: Letters to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution about Britney's brief period as Mrs. Alexander (these take second place to the question of local sewers) raise the tenuous possibility that maybe Britney's wedding was all a subtle ploy to throw into sharp relief the American right's claims that gay marriage would undermine the sacred sanctity of marriage between heterosexual couples.

No, we know it was just a couple of pissed youngsters getting carried away, but it's a nice thought, isn't it?

The now former Mr. Spears was on the television this morning, one thing visible in his face: "Dude, if I had thought ahead and kept her drunk all the time..."