No Rock And Roll Fun

WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED?: The J-Lo says that breaking up with Ben Affleck has left her "broken hearted" but, you know, she needs to put her professional life back together. That's the ticket, Jenny; you could actually capture your tears in a small bottle and use them to make a special edition of your perfume. Oddly, Ben refused her "ultimatum" to set a date for the wedding - which we find so strange, most men usually respond so well to that sort of thing.