Saturday, January 24, 2004

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN: Another small pile of legal papers to add to the growing mountain of court stuff at Michael Jackson's house, as Debbie Rowe launches an action to reclaim custody of the kids. In a buy two, get one free deal, she's also offering to take on Prince Michael II, the third child that Jackson somehow has some sort of fatherly connection with. Rowe claims that Jackson isn't a fit person to be in charge of children - we've not seen the official papers, but we're guessing it consists of the phrase "Did you see him dangling the baby?" in big letters. It's a sign of just how extraordinary every thing Jacko touches becomes that his own lawyer, Brian Oxman, is reported as saying in a matter-of-fact way ""You cannot sell children in America. So no matter how much money Michael may have paid Debbie Rowe, no matter what the wording of his agreement with her may be, if she decides she wants her children back she can go to court and fight for custody."

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