No Rock And Roll Fun

COMMON GROUND: What could Jamie Cullum have meant when he said he more in common with 50 Cent than anyone else at the Brits? Was it the way everyone rolled their eyes and went "why?" when Jamie started to eviscerate The Love Cats in the same way they did when 50 Cent's died-on-its-arse film intro came on? Had he twigged that like 50 Cent, he's quite good if you're looking for an album to buy someone you don't know very well but not a must have purchase for yourself? No, he means he's been shot twice in the arm with an air rifle. 50, of course, has been shot nine times, though, which means to make Jamie come up to speed we need to shoot him seven times more.