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DIDDY DO IT? (AGAIN): Puff the Magic Daddy is in court again. This time, he's giving evidence in a case which sees a Detroit DJ claiming P Diddy Bodyguards assaulted him. The incident dates back to 1999, and apparently followed Roger Mills asking Sean Combs about the death of the Notorious BIG. Combs told the court his "busy schedule" made it difficult for him to recall the incident - and it's true, there's a boy who has a lot on - driving away from nightclubs, getting J-Lo thrown into the cells over gun allegations, being sued by his driver, going to courtrooms all over the world - it's a wonder he can recall what stupid nickname he's currently using, never mind what happened back five years ago.