No Rock And Roll Fun

I COLLECT... I REJECT: Talking of the National Portrait Gallery, we're thinking of buying this large, gaudy painting of Mel B and Jimmy Gulzar and donating it to for grateful nation to view. Sorry, we mean destroying it in a grate in full view of the nation. I just can't imagine the mindset of someone who would decide their bedroom would be set off perfectly with a piece of quasi-Athena art with their own faces in it - I can understand mirrored ceilings, and see the sense in having a couple of photos scattered about the room. But that monstrosity? And who on earth would buy such a thing - unless it's to cut out the faces so that people can stick their heads through and have their photos taken, like with those strongmen cut-outs at the seaside?