No Rock And Roll Fun

JACKSON "APPALLED" AGAIN: This time, what's making Jacko appalled are rumours that he's in rehab in Aspen. He's rushed out a statement - just gone there to play in the snow, how can people say these things, yadda yadda. We're not sure why he finds suggestions that he's, you know, chilling out and getting some quiet time quite so disgusting, but there you go.