No Rock And Roll Fun

MORE BRIT HOT SCOOP: Ooh, that The Sun Bizarre column has it all - Justin Hawkins' gold credit card being refused as he tried to buy champagne backstage at the Brits - I'm not sure if the news is that he doesn't have a Titanium Card, or that he's up to his limit, or that he's actually stooping to buying his own drinks at a music industry bash; Cat Deeley got turned away from Justin Timberlake's table - apparently they didn't recognise her without a massive bottle rammed between her legs; and Missy Elliott shut herself in her dressing room for two hours - we're guessing with her head in hands wondering why God made her do that godawful version of Kiss. Maybe she was trying to remember exactly what she'd said about Michael Jackson.