No Rock And Roll Fun

MORE SUPERBOWL OUTRAGE: What with Janet Jackson's lactational gland and the Pepsi Stalin showtrial anger, you'd have thought that we'd seen the worst of the superbowl anger, right? No. Bringing up what might be the rear The Veterans of Foreign Wars are pissed off with Kid Rock. Rock took to the stage wearing a poncho made by - oh, cover my burning eyes - cutting a slit in the Stars & Stripes. What's made VFW even more angry is that there's been all this fuss over the stray boobie, but nobody has so much as called up Fox News to splutter indignation over this defiling of the symbol of America. (Lucky Ozzy hadn't been invited; he'd probably have spatchcocked an eagle into the bargain.)