No Rock And Roll Fun

SALES ARE SLOW: Fourteen weeks after release, and Kylie's Body Language has finally managed to sell its 100,000 copy in Australia. Although it's not a totally disastorous figure, it's certainly going to cause worry at Fort Kylie - since it's managed roughly 13,000 sales since Christmas, it's going to take one hell of a shove to get even halfway to the 400,000 copies shifted by Fever. And with equal crises in America and the UK, it's unlikely even Kylie herself will be able to get round all the places which need her attention. Of course, it's not the first time Ms Minogue has had a spot of career meltdown, but what's noticeable this time round is the press almost seem keen for her to fail and rather than wrapping the bad news in a soft, lovely cooing 'never mind, love' the general tenor seems to be 'long time coming.'

We bet Dannii would kill to be worrying about sales of 100,000.