No Rock And Roll Fun

THIS TIME, EUROPE WILL BE OURS. MAYBE: Having suffered a humiliation in the Eurovision last time round, Britain has declared that It Must Not Happen Again. So, whereas last year the fate of the nation was left in the hands of LIPA, this time round Britain's Eurovision entry will be chosen from songs written by six of the nation's 'top' songwriters. Even Gary Barlow has been roped in to toss off an entrant. And then, one Saturday night soon, we'll all get a chance to vote for the best. Which will set sail to do battle in the Song Contest proper. And still score nul points, because we won't join the Euro. [Thanks to Alan C for the link]