No Rock And Roll Fun

THOSE LONG WINTER HOURS MUST JUST FLY: Scenes from Melissa Etheridge's marriage:

"She's actually an old-fashioned girl. Her favorite music is Rosemary Clooney. But every now and then I'll be like, 'Honey, it's the Who!' And she'll be like, 'Who?'"

What a great loss for the world that Liverpool's post-Oasis troubadours The What didn't achieve global fame. Ms and Ms Etheridge could have worked up a whole 'who's on first' for the twenty-first century.