No Rock And Roll Fun

AND GERARD HOULLIER THINKS HE'S GOT PROBLEMS: Jennifer Ellison popped back to her native Liverpool for a fashion show (these days, she visits the place less frequently than she visits the charts) only for her and her fiance to be attacked by men with machetes. What we especially enjoy about the Echo's report is the desperate bid to try and salvage the occasion by the spokesperson from the club outside which the attack took place. "There were no incidents of any kind inside the bar itself" they say with a faint trace of a sulk.

Liverpool is City of Culture in 2008.