No Rock And Roll Fun

AS YOU READ THESE, IMAGINE BARRY TOOK CUTTING IN HALFWAY THROUGH WITH AN AMUSED "GO ON, MR. STRIP CLUB OWNER":* How on earth did people frame their complaints to the FCC over the Jackson breast incident? If you really want to know, the smoking gun has got hold of a whole sheaf of the complaints. If they weren't for real, they'd be hilarious. You'll be surprised how keen everyone is to stress that they're not prudes - "we do aerobics at the YWCA", "I run a strip joint" and so on.

*- you know, like he did on Points of View. When he was alive, obviously.