No Rock And Roll Fun

BOB STEPS IN: Bob Geldof took time out of campaigning for whatever it is he's over-excited about these days to report a bloke selling Live Aid DVDs. They were, of course, pirate copies, but we're a little confused as to why Bob was quite as "sickened" as he claimed to be - it's not like they were taking sales from official Live Aid DVDs, and even if people had bought the tracks featured on the DVDs on official releases, none of the money would have gone to starving Africans anyway, so surely pirating Live Aid is no worse than pirating, say, live footage of Status Quo. Only with two Phil Collins sets on them.

Actually, of course, Bob's big beef now is with teenage girl's magazines. We notice that his own daughter is writing for one.