No Rock And Roll Fun

CHARTFLASH: You might have been lead to believe in some places that there was some sort of battle for Number One going on between Britney and Kylie. Clearly, as the new chart shows, there was no such battle. Britney straddles the chart with Toxic like some sort of unicyclist, while Kylie limps in at five, behind not just Britney but also new entries from DJ Casper and George Michael. George Michael has sold more singles than Kylie Minogue this week. That's the music industry equivalent of being handed a P45 and your desktop gonks in a black plastic sack.