No Rock And Roll Fun

CRISS CROSS: Despite having brought him back last year, Kiss have dropped original drummer Peter Criss for their forthcoming tour. Criss, understandably, is a bit pissed off about this, mainly because it looks like they simply didn't pick up his contract rather than actually tell him he was canned. Although we can't help thinking he may have been let go because of his amazingly rubbish stage make-up:

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I mean, come on: you're in a rock band, not Face Painting Day at the Infants School Fete.