No Rock And Roll Fun

"DID YOU HURT YOURSELF WHEN YOU BUMPED NAOMI FROM THE BRITS PRESENTATION?": Jamelia's complaining that she never gets any attention from men, which she puts down to her being so famous that she scares people off. Because, of course, that's what being famous does: it makes you unapproachable. Unless you're Vanessa Mae, of course, for whom even a combination of fame and court orders cannot protect from her stalker.