Thursday, March 18, 2004

ELVIS' JEWELS... GONE: In a flash raid, thieves broke into the Elvis-A-Rama museum and stole nearly 80 per cent of the Presley-related jewellery on display. Curious... the jewellery is distinctive, so it would be impossible to sell it without the buyer being aware where it came from; that suggests it would have been stolen to order by a collector. But what self-respecting collector would have the cash to afford such a crime, and yet would have such shit taste as to want to pay loads for a bunch of Elvis tack? We have no idea.

Instead, we just feel compelled to run this picture again:

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