No Rock And Roll Fun

THE GATES SWING SHUT: Pisspoor ticket sales - less than a third of his Newcastle tickets sold - has worried Gareth Gates to the point where he's considering changing his image. Actually, he'll find his image has aready started to change all for him, from a lucky git somehow selling shedloads of records to a person whose current level of sales is probably fair enough for someone on his talent; he's now on his way to permanently swapping 'the Pop Idol runner-up Gareth Gates' to 'whatever happened to Gareth Gates.' If we were him, we'd spend less time trying to do something new with his hair, and instead concentrate on how those key-cutting machines work. Little goldmines, those are.