No Rock And Roll Fun

I WON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME: We know Alan's worries about the likely hash Macca will make of closing Glasto are real and genuine, but can we just put his mind at rest: Nobody minds who closes Glastonbury, or how they do it. All the sane punters are only likely to hear the set in the distance as they edge out of the carpark.

On the other hand, we'd quite like Paul to do an entire set of Bowie covers. But, of course, he won't.