No Rock And Roll Fun

PIG IN A POKE: Having realised that people aren't really that arsed about which bands play the backdrop for the burning of chemical toilets, the Mean Fiddler have put tickets for Reading and Leeds on sale before announcing the bands who'll be playing. It's the first time they've done this; but then it's also the first time they've booked Dumpy's Rusty Nuts, Val Doonican and The Kids From Grange Hill as headliners.