No Rock And Roll Fun

TWO AND TWENTY MISFORTUNES: Bad news for our favourite court-bound artists: The prosecution in the Jacko Kiddo case are considering calling the kid Michael paid off last time to give evidence at the new trial - which has the potential to unpick the fourteen million hush money; and Courtney Love injured another fan, this time by diving off a stage onto photographer Dara Kushner. Kushner's got a bruised and swollen neck, and is considering charges. That'll probably depend on if Courtney can find a slot in her other court appearances to fit her in.