WHAT PART OF "BEING PAID OFF" DIDN'T YOU GET?: The Uncle of the boy Michael Jackson may or may not have fiddled with in the past - it never came to court, so we'll never know - has been talking about the experience of being targetted by Jackson supporters. Apparently someone drove a truck at Jordan Chandler, and the family received so many death threats even Gerard Houllier might have given it up as a bad job. Jordan's twenty three now, which makes us feel old. So old, actually, we doubt if we'd stand a chance of so much as an air kiss from Michael Jackson.