No Rock And Roll Fun

ACTUALLY, BILLY, WE'D RATHER WALK: Human accident black spot Billy Joel has had his third car-related hurting in three years. Joel, who must rank as some kind of Jonah of the automobile world, was in Long Island on Sunday when his car left the road and hit a house. Joel - jeez, he must have really pissed off a wizard of someone - escaped serious injury, getting a cut on his finger. The police say that there's nothing dubious about the crime - the road was wet, Joel was sober and straight, and he must just have not bought some lucky heather or something. They were going to give him a lift home, but felt kind of weird about having him in the patrol car.