No Rock And Roll Fun

AXE-ULIERA: Hey, if the lady says she's done her throat in recording in the studio, and that's why she's pulled her entire tour, then who are we to go and poke about in the box office counting ticket stubs? Christina Aguilera has cleared her entire summer slate of dates on "medical advice"; that's twenty-nine gigs across the US gone. If only she didn't try to sing so many notes in each syllable, maybe it wouldn't hurt her so much?