No Rock And Roll Fun

A BIG BATTLE: Look at these two, and decide which side you want to take:



The top one is Benita Ferrero-Waldner, who's campaigning to become President of Austria. The lower, of course, is Pink, recently cast as Janis Joplin. And they could soon be facing each other across a courtroom. Ferrero-Waldner, currently her country's foreign minister, was caught having her people hand out leaflets implying Pink's endorsement for her campaign outside one of Ms Moore's gigs. Unfortunately for Benita, Pink isn't the sort of artist who'll simper and shrug that off, and she's instructed lawyers to take action.