No Rock And Roll Fun

ELLISON AND ON: Ridiculous lamb-faced "babe" Jennifer Ellison has been having a rough time of it since she quit Brookside to become a big singing star - the music world didn't really welcome her with open arms; a move to Hollywood (or at least Pinewood) wound up with most of her contribution to the Phantom of the Opera being left for the cleaners to sweep up; her boyfriend has managed to drag her deeper and deeper into Liverpool's placcy gangster "war", and now she can't even go and pick up the strings at Brookie, because the soap's been axed. There's only one option left (this side of a light porn career): Hollyoaks. They really deserve each other.