EVERYONE WILL BE FEELING SLIGHTLY DIRTY THIS MORNING: Or rather, everyone who's been taking part in that Musical Mystery quiz that's been responsible for 73% of all Google music-related searches this last couple of months. Despite everyone having decided it was George Michael behind it all, thousands of people will be waking up this morning to realise they've been taking part in a Marillion marketing scam. We'd drink a toast to their genius on this one. If we knew any of the names of the people in the band these days. Mind, if we'd known that, we'd have probably won the thousands of pounds in prizes.