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LET'S HOPE HE DIDN'T PULL THE 'I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE BUT MY GENIUS' STUNT: It shouldn't really surprise anyone that Morrissey had trouble getting through US immigration - nowadays they seem to be making it tricky to get into the US unless you leave your first born with customs as a sureity - but we're not inclined to believe that anyone could really confuse Mozzer with a terrorist, could they? Unless all that stuff about Maggie on the Guillotine has been noted down somewhere by the FBI and the CIA...

On the other hand, it could just be they didn't believe the man with the lush, black quiff stood in front of them matched the passport photo of a silver-tinged chap with a receeding scalpscape.