No Rock And Roll Fun

MORE GOOD NEWS: The Mike and Bernie Winters of pubrock, Liam and Noel, could be about to go their separate ways. Yes, they're always fighting, but Noel's behaviour does seem to be turning ever more towards megalomaniacal eccentricity and he's probably realised that Liam's main contribution to the band is to take the spotlight off him, and to insist on recording some of the most awful, hamfisted songs committed to vinyl since McCartney said "Go on, Ringo, you have a crack at writing one." No less a source than heat are now claiming that Oasis are about to split.

Pity it's four albums too late to salvage their reputation.