No Rock And Roll Fun

NEVER ON A SUNDAY: The good people who live near Slane Castle are planning to take out an injuction to stop Madonna playing a gig there on a Sunday. The last time there was a gig in the castle on a Sunday, Bob Dylan back in 1984, the event ended in about three week's worth of rioting in the castle and in the town. But organisers are convinced that this time things will be different - "Dylan's gig was by a washed-up former icon who was way past his best and who had become little more than a less-than-funny parody of his former self" said the promoter. "Oh, hang on a minute..."