No Rock And Roll Fun

SHE WANTS TO BE CLOSER TO JULIE BURCHILL: Britney Spears has "taken Madonna's advice" and decided to look "off the beaten track" for her UK home - so she's chosen, um, Brighton. Not that she's bought anywhere yet (if she'd like to make an offer for our Dad's house, we'd be delighted to open negotiations), but she fully intends to. The nice thing about Brighton is, of course, they name their buses after famous local residents, which means you could soon leap onto Britney Spears' top deck and ride her down to Whitehawk.