Saturday, April 17, 2004

SOMEONE FIBS TO SOMEONE AND UPSETS NAMIBIA: Frankly, if they're expected to treat him like a King whenever he turns up, we'd imagine the good people of Namibia are secretly glad that the promised Michael Jackson visit has turned out to be a hoax, or a fuck-up, or something - nobody seems quite sure how Namibia came to be expecting Jackson to be calling. They can hang on to their tax dollars and spend it on something more worthwhile than lauding Mr. Jackson. It also means they won't have to sit there through dinner pretending that they liked 'The Girl Is Mine' much more than 'Ebony and Ivory.'

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