No Rock And Roll Fun

THIS ISN'T IRONIC: When Alanis Morissette wants to know if a relationship is doomed, doomed, we're all doomed, she takes a trip to Paris, sits under the Eiffel Tower, and waits for the metal structure to tell her. Alanis, sweetness, if someone dragged us halfway across the world, and sat under a monument listening to hear if the affair was at an end, we'd be already mentally working our way through our contact book to choose a new date for the weekend. It's no wonder you think la Tour has got it right every time - we're betting each occassion has been a "Yes", hasn't it?