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WE COULDN'T BE ARSED TO SPEND TIME COMING UP WITH A GOOD HEADLINE: WILL 'I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED KEYHOLE SURGERY' DO?: Justin Hawkins, out of the Darkness, is going to have some work done on his throat. Apparently he gets a thing called acid reflux, which has buggered his oesophagus; he's having "the smallest tube possible" for the keyhole surgery, because there's concerns that the op could impact on his stage performance. Although we're not sure why having a throat op would affect your ability to strut about in a leotard, ourselves.