No Rock And Roll Fun

ALL YOUR CRIMES ARE MADE WHEN YOU'RE CHAINED TO THE MIRROR AND THE RAZOR BLADE: Even we're impressed with how slowly the German wheels of justice turn - they've just now got back the results of Liam Gallagher's blood test following the Munich brawl, and they think he might have taken cocaine prior to getting his stupid face punched in a bar. The authorities seem certain that they won't need to bring Oasis to trial, expecting the band to quietly pay some fines and draw one of those lines under the affair.