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AVRIL ADMITS: HER SONGS ARE JUNK: Avril Lavigne, our favourite artist, has been blaming all her angry songs on a poor diet:

"[I was] eating bad stuff, lots of sugar and carbohydrates, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. I spent some time with a nutritionist and learned I had low blood sugar. Now I eat accordingly."

We're not sure why her diet would have influenced her songs, since other people write them, but there you are. She's found out - at the age of 20 - that junk food is bad for you. And it took a nutritionist for her to make that leap. Hey, do you suppose they call it "junk food" because, it's, like, not good?

The funny thing is, we're angry a lot of the time, because we keep hearing Avril Lavigne songs on the radio and TV. Or perhaps its these burritos. Who can say?