No Rock And Roll Fun

CLIFF PICKPOCKETS B&S: Cliff Richard clearly is short of a few bob - but rather than paying the milkman by charging Tony Blair next time he stays at Cliff's' mulit-million pound hideaway in the Carribean, he's decided to mug an indie band. Having decided that 'Wrapped up in books' by Belle and Sebastian sounds a little bit like In The Country, he's persuaded B&S to give him one-fifth of everything the track makes. Is anyone else picturing Cliff saying "I'd like to let it go, but this is business, boys." [via rememberthe80s]