No Rock And Roll Fun

DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT: Rachel Steven's next single is going to be for charity, to help those less well off than herself. Although quite where they'll scare up some people whose future is looking more bleak than Rachel's isn't clear - perhaps it'll be in aid of Martine McCutcheon? Actually, the people benefitting from Rachel's ability to shift literally several copies of a record will be Sport Relief, which is the charity telethon that's like Comic Relief, only without any jokes. Oh, hang on, that's not actually a distinction, is it?