FACTS AMAZING: Eminem pitched up in Detroit to add his voice to calls for young people to get their lazy bloody arses out and register to vote, telling people at a summit that he'd lost his right to vote when he was given probation for carrying a concealed weapon. Except... erm, he was actually able to vote despite his conviction. His "people" said, you know, they'd just assumed he couldn't vote. Besides, Steptoe and Son was on so he couldn't have found the time to go down to the polling station anyway. And, besides, whoever you vote for the government always gets in. And so on.