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IT'S NOT REALLY NEWS, BUT...: We just loved the way this story about Will Young was worded:

World News > Gay singer Will Young, craves for a boyfriend!
New York, May 19 (ANI):
Pop star Will Young whose preference for men is no secret now, after a newspaper unearthed that he is gay, has revealed that he has yet to taste the delights of true love.
The singer has never had the exalted feeling of being in love irrespective of the fact that he is rich and famous. His good looks too add to his charm.

We might write all future No Rock stories in this style.