No Rock And Roll Fun

LIKE A VIRGIN: Knowing a duff idea for a film when she hears one, Madonna is apparently working on a movie about that dreadful self-publicist Rosie Reid. Reid, you'll recall, was so impatient she couldn't wait for another season of Big Brother and so sold her virginity on the internet. The punchline to the report are the words "it is not known if Madonna, 45, wants to play the 18-year-old. We bet she does.