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POP STARS IN REDUCED CIRCUMSTANCES: Hard times amongst Australian pop stars - in 2000, Vanessa Amorosi was the first performer to play at the opening of the Olympics. Now, she's still playing sell out gigs, but to make ends meet, she has a day job erecting fences.

Meanwhile, Australian Pop Stars winner Tiffani from Bardot has taken a small stall in a market to try and raise a few bucks off her old clothes. She might want to call Vanessa and see if she can get the erection gig.

[Thanks to CFB's Alyson.]