No Rock And Roll Fun

SOME CANDY TALKING: We'd been worried about Gareth Gates' future, since it clearly doesn't lay in music. Happily, the lad has just qualified as a speech therapist, so he's got something to fall back on. The only drawback is that he doesn't think he's going to be able to take any sessions alone, in case people fake stutters to get close to him, so he's going to be quite expensive. But we're actually impressed - he's been studying for this for two years which suggets he's always been pretty level headed and not just clinging to the "there'll be a job on ITV2 when the hits dry up" career plan most talent show singers seem to have sketched out.