No Rock And Roll Fun

SOMEONE'S RUN PETER ANDRE OFF THE ROAD: So, apparently, Andre was driving about the Kent countryside, enjoying the view of Oast Houses and hopfields, when someone in a car behind him started to try and recreate 'Duel' with him. In the end, the other driver got him off the road and started a massive row. They've not named the other guy, but we're guessing: Daniel Bedingfield's back now, isn't he?

The best thing about the story is that Peter was on his way to "get a puppy for his girlfriend Jordan." We just know Jonathan Ross is working on a script that makes reference to "Jordan's puppies" even as we speak.